For the record: I do not have grey fur. Ignore everything that Chi said earlier.

[ Filter : Sakata Gintoki | Security: Unhackable ]
Oy, yorozuya. Are you alive? [/End Filter]

...what the hell is with all this racket?

[OOC: Guess who totally missed the tabloid.]

[This is the sound of a pen scribbling on paper as Rou does his paperwork, with Chi making her usual meowing sounds in the background which gets closer and closer until as if she's right next to the journal. The scribbling pauses, and Hijikata speaks.] Not now, cat. [Scribbling starts again.]

[Scribbling continues for a while longer now, and then ( Read more... )

Those people are idiots.

I'm going to check the ship and see if any assholes are still around here so I can bash their heads in for doing something this stupid.

About time the damn doctors let me out.

Lieutenant Hijikata Toshirou, reporting back for duty.

It would be appreciated if someone could fill me in about what's been happening while I was stuck in the infirmary.

[There is the sound of rustling cloth.]

I'm going back to work.

...why is she back there again? And I was hoping she would be gone for good.

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Of all the people that could be here... why the fuck does he have to be here like that? It's like the Victoria II all over again, only worse this time round.

Tch. I should have known better. [/End Filter]

[ Filter : Phoenix Wright | Security : Unhackable ]
I know you're on the ship, reporter. Since when were you here? [/ ( Read more... )

[a few low mutterings of 'seppuku' and 'brat' can be heard, coupled with what seems to be strained mewling from a certain kitty that got herself quite traumatized. Silence for a while, and then an audible swear before Hijikata speaks.]

Lombardi, do me a fucking favour and get the cat's journal back from the brat. I would have done it myself, if it ( Read more... )

...

Why am I not going to like this.